Beef with chuck

5 -6 lbs beef chuck roast 1/4 lb salt pork , sliced into 1/4-inch strips 6 -8 garlic cloves , minced 3 cups minced onions 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon[...]

2 slices white bread, torn 3 eggs , beaten 1/2 cup diced onion 1 garlic clove , minced 1 tablespoon unsalted butter 1/4 cup minced fresh parsley 1 teaspoon[...]

    (sung to the Christmas Carol) 12 x stems of parsley 11 x black peppercorns 10 x onions , quartered 9 x carrots , chunky 8 c. of red wine 7 c. of beef[...]